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grendelschoice |
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March 16, 2010 12:47:10pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
The comedian Patton Oswalt has the funniest bit on "I Hate Hippies" that I've ever heard....I'll paraphrase:
"...and here's why I hate hippies so fucking much: Patchouli Oil. Look, if you tried to come in here with vomit on your shirt and poop in your pants they wouldn't let you in...they'd say 'Go Home! You've got poop in your pants!' BUT....you can put on patchouli oil, which smells worse than shit and vomit COMBINED and go out and get laid at Bumbershoot? That's not right! 'Hey, Trust Fund Hippies--are you too busy to bathe? Well, just splash on some patchouli oil--you'll smell like dirt that's been fucked by a hobo."
(It goes on but you get the gist ;-)
BTW, I love hippies (at least the real hippies--who no longer exist--but you gotta be able to enjoy a good joke now and then, yes?)
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amosearle |
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March 16, 2010 02:24:18pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
OK that's funny. The missus and I make fun of ourselves now that we live city lives and work in billable increments. When we visit our oldest and dearest friends from more laid back places we get irritated with them for being damn hippies who can't be anywhere on time and can't give a straight answer to a question or can't commit to an event or are too stoned to carry on a conversation during the prescious little time we have to share with them. We're the ones who are the uptight folks with the problem at that point.
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bluedevil |
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March 16, 2010 12:57:00pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
YES!
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William Tell |
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March 16, 2010 01:24:09pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
Abso-frickin-lutely!
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cowboyth24 |
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March 16, 2010 03:05:27pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
Well, from a straight cowboy. Can't wait for some tapioca, a ladyfriend, and most importantly, a little 12/12/69 Thelma!
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bluedevil |
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March 16, 2010 03:12:40pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
Weekly Grocery Lists for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1962
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
K-Y
WEEK FOUR
Beans
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
Whiskey
2 tubes K-Y
WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
5-6 bottles good Chardonnay
1 large bottle Astroglide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Eggs
Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Walnuts
Arugula
Butter
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
Case of Chardonnay
Large tin Crisco
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stealyourwife |
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March 16, 2010 04:42:54pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
"Large tin Crisco"
lmao
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cowboyth24 |
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March 16, 2010 03:17:45pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
You totally lost me, just on the bacon to ham switch, way before there was any lubrication in the grocery cart. Made me laugh though. Back to UJB (made up, last verse vocals)>He Was>Gator :)
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cowboyth24 |
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March 16, 2010 03:22:51pm |
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
I guess a set list would go; Bacon>Ham>Bacon>Pancetta>Bid You Goodnight?
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William Tell |
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March 16, 2010 03:19:49pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
You have NO idea how many times I ate pinto beans as a grad student...you have no idea how diff ways you can make pinto beans, either.
Or do you?
My wife said it was almost a deal breaker when arriving at the place (premarriage) and seeing that everpresent pot of beans on the stove...and I thought it was an especially good batch.
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bluedevil |
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March 16, 2010 04:23:59pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
Harumph!
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banditos33 |
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March 16, 2010 04:27:42pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: Why I Hate Hippies |
Yo BD 9:30 tip for the Heels tonight just for you all left coasters to enjoy their demise. They reduced ticket prices from $40 to $20 go figuire. By the way looks like K got another call for the powder puff bracket.
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